2) Canada's Prime Minister Jean Cretien takes the award for the biggest fishy lie of the century when he promised to get rid of Canada's federal GST tax.

3) Don't get caught standing in the river up to your nibbler while steelhead swim upstream behind you.

4) Try not to use too much soya sauce when you cook your catch on the exhaust manifold of your pick me up truck.

5) BC's Premier Gordon Campbell  claims his recent cuts are helping the local sportfishing industry -- there are a lot more civil servants with time to go fishing now!!

6) A fisherman went into the bank for a loan. The banker asked him what he did for a living and he replied I’m in fishing. The banker said so are we were lookin’ for suckers all time.

7) The ministry of finance has released a bulletin lately stating a BC fishing outfit called The Reel Anchor and confirms that it goes under often.

8) Don't leave your 18lb. live steelhead trophy hanging in your locker at work over the weekend.

9) Avoid smelling roe that's been living in your trunk since June 1999.

10) Tell your local UIC officer, if there are any left after cutbacks, you're still unemployed but things are lookin' up at Allyson Canyon