Jokes
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the
cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for
and emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the
air hostess if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All ready back
here, Captain," came the reply, "except for one lawyer, who is
passing out business cards."
Playing Balls
18 Reasons why
Fishing is better than Sex
18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish
with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you
Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the
Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you
fished with long ago
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have
feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she
won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you
Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder
if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have
to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the
rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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